If you suddenly found yourself being pursued by every hot single woman in your regional area, what would you do? I think we’d all have the same answer… nail every single one of ‘em until your wang fell off. Now, suppose a few days prior to your recent enlightenment, you met the girl of your dreams, the one woman you’d be willing to settle down with, and oh yeah, she’s an extremely clumsy (in a cute way) penguin obsessed Jessica Alba. Well, if this all happened to you, your name would be Dr. Charlie “Chuck” Logan (Dane Cook) and your world is about to be turned upside down.

    Where do I begin? Well for starters, I am at a loss for words about this one. As much as I was hoping for a great comedy, I was ultimately left feeling disappointed and even more so because we actually spent money to see this. Simply said, Mr. Woodcock was a huge letdown. If you don’t end up reading this entire review the one thing I want you to know is that it is not worth your time or your money. My advice, wait until it comes out on HBO or Showtime before you decide to waste two hours of your life on this one. Now for the plot…

   The story begins with Ethan Kendrick, a TV reporter. While investigating a disaster that occurred at the Seven Palms Resort, he notices that the groud is turned up all around and forklifts have been tumbled over. It looks like a hurricane has gone by. Ehtan notices the FBI investigator dusting off a specimen with a brush. It looks like a giant dinosaur fossil or scale. He videotapes this and then examines the image of the scale. While he is looking at his computer screen, he flashes back to when he was a boy. At an antique shop with his father, young Ethan meets a man named Jack. The old man tells him a story about giant serpents called Imoogi, a story that most have presumed to be merely a legend. But they were wrong.

   For Erica Bain (Jodie Foster), the streets of New York are both her home and her livelihood. She shares the sounds and stories of her beloved city with her radio audience as the host of the show “Street Walk.” At night, she goes home to the love of her life, her fiancé David Kirmani (Naveen Andrews). But everything Erica knows and loves is ripped from her on the terrible night when she and David are ambushed in a random vicious attack that leaves David dead and Erica close to it.

   At its core, Superbad is nothing more than your average everyday teenage sex-romp comedy, chronicling the (mis)adventures of two high school seniors right before graduation. The two main characters Seth (Jonah Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera), who take their names from the films writers Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, form a perfect Odd Couple with each being an exact foil of the other. Evan the scrawny brain and Seth the hefty slacker, are pretty much average in every other way, aside from Seth’s prolific use of the F-word, which I believe tallies up to approximately 84 uses (credit IMDB), and the fact that the two seem a little too concerned about each others feelings. After a good amount of character setup the plot finally gets rolling in this movie, centering on the unlikely invitation of Seth and Evan to the graduation party of Seth’s crush Jules’ (Emma ...