Bottom line is that this should've been a longer flick or a part 1 and part 2. I felt that the beginning was rushed, they totally cut out the Dursleys, they barely showed the Quidditch World Cup, and they had characters saying shit that they werent supposed to say or totally cut out important details that were crucial in setting up the next story. *shakin my head* Potter fans will be able to make sense of whats goin on, but those of you introduced to this for the first time might find yourself slightly confused at first. Sorry for the short review....

    This movie was great. During the movie I was having flash backs of sitting in a room full of animation students playing first person shooters until everyone was so drunk with sleep that we would giggle whenever we heard the words, “Head Shot!” I know that’s not Doom, but shooting zombies and shooting your friends is just the same. The Rock was simply awesome. He was great as Sarge. It was simply amazing when he finds the BFG. This is a dream come true for any first person shooter fan. We get to see a mini gun, machine guns, knives and even a chain saw in action. What fun!

    Can I say that its about damn time these Star Wars guys unplucked their heads from their pooters and made something somewhat good. I was going to say that I liked this movie alot, but no I won't succumb to Jedi brain washing!    First the Bad:     Chewie gets like 5 seconds. What is that? I guess its better than my brief appearances on ER. Its true I was in ER. The couple episodes when Dr. Green was running after some girl that he liked. She took off on him because he couldn't express his feelings. Something like that. Whatever, she took off 'cause he was being an ass. Hayden Christensen. He sucks. I hate him. I blame George Lucas for this one. STOP BEING SO DAMN CHEAP! Get a good actor, I beg of you. She had to kiss Hayden Christensen. ...

   What do you get if you were to cross Micheal Jackson with The Wizard of Oz?  Willy Wonka and his Chocolate Factory, that's what! I have heard people complaining about this movie.  They liked the original much better.  OK, problem number one: Here we go again with another remake.  Problem Number 2:  The original was a watered down version of the book.     What's cool about people remaking things these days, they get to use new technology to pull off what our forefathers couldn't.  Not that they didn't try.  The glass elevator thing kind of bothered my.  Not sure why.

   Good old Tom Cruise saves the world again.  Actually he doesn't, but they don't tell you that. Three cheers for Mother Nature!  HIP HIP, HOORAY!  HIP HIP, HOORAY!  HIP HIP, HOORAY!    In real life, Tom would have been like, "Why are you killing us?  We did nothing to you.  You know, you're being a real jerk.  Do you know that?"  Then the monster would be like, "Shut up Earthling.  You're stupid and we hate you."  Then they would kill him.